subject: (Fwd) XXX A Christmas Greeting for our Time
posted: Thu, 14 Dec 2000 22:53:30 -0000
7F00,0000,0000> Please accept with no obligation implied or explicit
> my best wishes for
> an environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
> low stress,
> non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the
> summer solstice
> holiday, practised within the most enjoyable
> traditions of the religious
> persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
> your choice, with
> respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
> traditions of
> others, or their choice not to practise religious or
> secular traditions
> at all, and a fiscally successful, personally
> fulfilling and medically
> uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
> generally accepted
> calendar year 2001, but not without due respect for
> the calendars of
> choice of other cultures whose contributions to
> society have made
> Australia great (not to imply that Australia is
> necessarily greater than
> any other country) and without regard to the race,
> creed, colour, age,
> physical ability, religious faith, choice of
> computer platform or sexual
> preference of the wishee.
>
> By accepting this greeting you are accepting these
> terms.
>
> This greeting is subject to clarification or
> withdrawal. It is freely
> transferable without alteration of the original
> greeting. It implies no
> promise by the wisher to actually implement any of
> the wishes for
> her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited
> by law and is
> revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>
> This wish is warranted to perform as expected within
> the usual
> application of good tidings for a period of one
7F00,0000,0000> year, or until the
> issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
> comes first, and
> warranty is limited to replacement of the wish or
> issuance of a new one
> at the sole discretion of the wisher.
>
> Have a nice day.
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